{"id":8448,"date":"2013-04-01T12:49:32","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T12:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/?p=8448"},"modified":"2019-08-12T12:54:00","modified_gmt":"2019-08-12T12:54:00","slug":"launching-adda-tube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/","title":{"rendered":"Launching ADDA Tube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear ADDA User,<\/p>\n<p>Door Delivery is a way of your Life now. Right from the Morning Milk Packet, to the Gas Cylinder, to the Pizza, and now your Shoes too, get Delivered right to your Doors.<\/p>\n<p>But there is one major Problem in this.<\/p>\n<p>It is the &#8220;Door&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>You need to Answer that Door to take the Delivery!<\/p>\n<p>When you are out with Family, you are wondering which Door Delivery may be going RETURN, again.\u00a0 And when you are at home, you can\u2019t watch that Game undisturbed, or lose yourself in the heart-wrenching moment of the saans bahu soap, or have a much deserved siesta at peace!<\/p>\n<p><strong>You are a Slave to your Door Bell.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No More.<\/p>\n<p>The ADDA Tube has been launched today to ease your pain!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/1st-april-graphic-1-2.jpg\" alt=\"ADDATube\" width=\"628\" height=\"307\" align=\"middle\" border=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_81 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-69eb3f4e4cc7e\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-69eb3f4e4cc7e\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#What_is_ADDA_Tube\" >What is ADDA Tube?<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#How_does_it_work\" >How does it work?<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#FAQ\" >FAQ.<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-2' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#1_No_kids_as_of_now\" >1. No kids\u00a0( as of now )<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#2_Its_One_way_as_of_now\" >2. It\u2019s One way\u00a0( as of now )<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#3_How_will_I_convince_The_Wife\" >3. How will I convince The Wife?<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#4_Where_is_the_sign_up_page_I_want_to_start_right_now\" >4. Where is the sign up page? I want to start right now.<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-3' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/launching-adda-tube\/#_PS_Update_on_2-April-2013_Disclosure\" >\u00a0PS:\u00a0Update on 2-April-2013:\u00a0Disclosure.<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"What_is_ADDA_Tube\"><\/span>What is ADDA Tube?<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>You are used to getting Emails, Facebook status updates, Twitter Streams, Maintenance Bills ( thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/\">ADDA<\/a> of course ) \u2013 all delivered to your smartphone, laptop or tablet through the DSL Lines or Fiber optic cable or 3G Internet. None of them wait for you to Open a Door for them.<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever imagined \u2013 if you can get your daily milk packets, tomatoes, bread, eggs, newspapers, couriers delivered right INTO your home, without you having to Open a Door for them?<\/p>\n<p>Well \u2013\u00a0<strong>ADDA Tube<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 is the answer.<\/p>\n<p>Once you sign up for this package, our technicians will descend on your Apartment Complex and will wire your Apartment Complex with ADDA Tubes right into your house from the Security Gate.<\/p>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"How_does_it_work\"><\/span><strong>How does it work?<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>You need to authorize the service providers ( your milkman \u00a0for instance ) who will use ADDA Tube to your door. All he has to do is to just punch in your door number and the ADDA Tube Portal door will open and he drops it in.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s an open and shut case for him.<\/p>\n<p>Our Routing algorithm \u2013\u00a0<strong>Apartment Door Delivery Algorithm<\/strong>\u00a0( ADDA ) \u00a0then takes over, and makes sure your Milk gets delivered right into your home \u2013 guaranteed \u2013 with no spills or kills within the next 2 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>You need not even get out of your cosy couch or bed, to open the door. Our Mobile Apps will soon have a facility to order anything you would want \u2013 in partnership with the top E-Commerce Companies in India \u2013 and will get delivered right into your home.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/1st-april2nd-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"628\" height=\"307\" border=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s better, for a revolutionary product, the installation is very affordable! Depending on the distance of your Flat from the Security Gate, the Price varies from Rs.29,999 to Rs. 39,999 only!<\/p>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"FAQ\"><\/span>FAQ.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1_No_kids_as_of_now\"><\/span><strong>1. No kids\u00a0<\/strong><strong>( as of now )<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Currently ADDA Tube does not allow live \u00a0human beings \u2013 so your kids after they get back from school cannot be delivered using ADDA Tube. Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Pesky School Kids ( SPCPSK ) does not allow this. However we are in talks with them to cut some slack so you can focus on more high priority things in life instead of waiting and picking up Kids from the security gate. We are on it.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"2_Its_One_way_as_of_now\"><\/span><strong>2. It\u2019s One way\u00a0<\/strong><strong>( as of now )<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Also currently it is one way \u2013 you cannot jump into ADDA Tube and get to the security gate. There is always the danger of an upcoming Egg colliding with you and spoiling your work Suit. Do note that this is not a dedicated Tube to your home from security gate, but it is sharing the bandwidth with many other Apartments. Any time anyone can order \u00a0something and depending on your past Karma you might collide with an Egg Box or a Bunch of Flowers.<\/p>\n<p>But be assured that we are working on the next version of ADDA called A<u>D<\/u>DDA ( Apartment\u00a0<u>Dual<\/u>\u00a0Door Delivery Algorithm ) to handle 2 way routes. If you want to be part of the Beta Testing, please send us your date of birth and time so we can factor in your past Karma in ADDDA to calculate the correct time of departure and routing path.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3_How_will_I_convince_The_Wife\"><\/span>3. How will I convince The Wife?<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Well the same way you convinced her about the shiny X-Box or PS3 you have in your living room. You can tell ADDA Tube is green, it is for added security, gives you more time to exercise ( sleep is exercise and is recommended by WHO ) etc. We have a discussion group where some best practices are shared on how to convince The Wife. Do participate and share your ideas. The more people who sign up for this from your Apartment Complex, the cost will go down for you.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"4_Where_is_the_sign_up_page_I_want_to_start_right_now\"><\/span><strong>4. Where is the sign up page? I want to start right now.<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>You can sign up on the below link and choose the relevant size of Tube \u2013 we give 3 options \u2013 Small, Medium and Large. ( We recommend the largest configuration as someday your Mother-in-Law can also be delivered through this \u00a0\u2013 we are already in talks with Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Mother-in-Laws \u2013 SPCML )<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/addaimages2.apartmentadda.com\/blog\/April1_2013.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Sign Up Here<\/strong>!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cheers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDA Team<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Related Product Launches:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2012\/04\/01\/launching-the-addabot\/\">The ADDABot<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2011\/04\/01\/launching-apartmentville-a-social-game\/\">ApartmentVille \u2013 The Social Game<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"_PS_Update_on_2-April-2013_Disclosure\"><\/span>\u00a0PS:\u00a0Update on 2-April-2013:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/adda.io\/blog\/2013\/04\/02\/disclosure-adda-tube\/\">Disclosure.<\/a><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear ADDA User, Door Delivery is a way of your Life now. 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